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    Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
    1:06 am
    Wil Wheaton should be my new best friend.
    About Scarlet Johansson: "In my dreams, I see the two of us alone in my golden submarine, while up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere."
    Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
    1:26 pm
    Things are so weird right now.
    If I have a floor that belongs to me next month, then Whitney's going to be sleeping on it when she gets to town. Huh.

    Meanwhile, Amanda still wants to talk to me about our relationship, and a girl I slept with last year who never wrote me back after I added her on MySpace, wrote me back and explained why.

    These are examples of the weird that is my life right now.
    12:19 am
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    'it's like a boner that fixes VCRs!'
    Saturday, April 26th, 2008
    6:06 pm
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    I want to wait til it's over to sum it up, but dear god, it's been an AMAZING day.
    Thursday, April 24th, 2008
    10:22 pm
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    Everyone can just take a number. You can take your pound of flesh in the order you arrived.
    Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
    7:20 pm
    Playing the typewriter
    I am in a coffeeshop, and this band just started, and the drummer is playing a typewriter for percussion.

    This is the second time in a week I've seen someone play the typewriter at a show. It's also the second time EVER that I've seen someone play the typewriter.

    How odd.
    1:25 pm
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    I am holding my comic in my hands. I am HOLDING MY COMIC IN MY HANDS. And it looks better than i could possibly have imagined.
    Friday, April 4th, 2008
    9:16 pm
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    There is a weekly hentai night at the porn theater on SW 3rd. Am already making plans for a large group excursion.
    Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
    7:45 pm
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    Oakland. I don't want to jinx myself by saying the trip's actually been pretty easy, but...
    5:56 pm
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    Los angeles. One more stop, then home at last.
    4:16 pm
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    Nevermind- they let me off to go grab food.
    4:03 pm
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    At the phoenix airport. Only six more hours of flying to go. And no more food.
    Sunday, March 16th, 2008
    12:30 am
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    Bill Clinton will have his revenge.
    Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
    6:10 pm
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    I think 'viva' actually translates as 'fuck'. As in 'fuck las vegas'.
    3:33 pm
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    The las vegas airport. A woman looks at me with sullen, dead eyes when i walk too close to her slot machine. Living the cliche.
    11:30 am
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    Also- my laptop charger is still broken. Hence the phone posts. And the headphone jack on ipod #7 is broken, so it's time for ipod #8.
    10:58 am
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    It amazes me how i get to portland and immediately feel like i'm home. Mostly because it points out that i'm never felt at home before.
    10:41 am
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    ebody i was supposed to be. And now i'm leaving again. Oh, portland.
    10:41 am
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    24 hours in portland has me feeling like four months in anchorage was just a bad dream. I slipped my blazer on, and it was like i was somebody else, som
    Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
    5:48 pm
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    Balls to the Walrus would be a great band name.
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