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  <title>The Chairleg of Truth</title>
  <subtitle>Healing America By Beating People Up</subtitle>
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    <name>The Chairleg of Truth</name>
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  <updated>2009-01-28T22:46:22Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:204504</id>
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    <title>chairlegtruth @ 2009-01-28T16:42:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-28T22:46:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-28T22:46:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My article on how the changes at Diamond will effect the PDX comics industry: &lt;a href="http://is.gd/hzYs"&gt;http://is.gd/hzYs&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:203481</id>
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    <title>chairlegtruth @ 2009-01-16T17:54:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-16T23:56:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-16T23:56:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://ping.fm/p/9RkRy"&gt;http://ping.fm/p/9RkRy&lt;/a&gt; - I say, "Give me a syringe with a stained-glass reservoir." And it  &lt;br /&gt;turns out cooler than I could possible imagine.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:202665</id>
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    <title>chairlegtruth @ 2009-01-12T02:56:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-12T08:57:49Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-12T08:57:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://ping.fm/p/wcGvl"&gt;http://ping.fm/p/wcGvl&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:202271</id>
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    <title>chairlegtruth @ 2009-01-06T21:52:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-07T03:53:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-07T03:53:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Holy shit! Dark Horse Executive Editor Scott Allie mentioned me, Lukas and WITCH DOCTOR in a Comic Book Resources article!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:202027</id>
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    <title>chairlegtruth @ 2009-01-04T19:06:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-05T01:07:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-05T01:07:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Having fun playing with comics lettering in Illustrator!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:201827</id>
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    <title>Testing ping.fm</title>
    <published>2009-01-04T08:10:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-04T08:10:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm playing around with ping.fm.  It's an aggregator that purports to post to a bunch of your social networks/blogs/etc. at once.  This post should show up on my Livejournal, MySpace, and hopefully my Facebook too...</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:199188</id>
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    <title>Congratulations Rebel Alliance - you just blew up the Death Star!</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T08:55:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T08:55:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">There's an impromptu block party here on Hawthorne, in front of the Bagdad Theatre. A couple hundred people playing drums and cowbells, screaming and cheering, dancing and cartwheeling across the crosswalk each time the light changes. Waving sparklers and setting off fireworks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The same thing is happening in my head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congratu-fucking-lations! Halle-fucking-lujah! Cele-fucking-bration! Kum bay-fucking-yah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good job. High fives all around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm glad it went down this way. I wasn't looking forward to us all having to commit seppuku to regain our soiled honor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/226/0/720395404/n720395404_4713529_8989.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:199074</id>
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    <title>Why you should all go vote.</title>
    <published>2008-11-04T22:32:11Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-04T22:32:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">If the eight​ years​ of the Bush Mista​ke have done one posit​ive thing​,​ they'​ve taugh​t me some impor​tant lesso​ns about​ Ameri​can polit​ics and the impor​tance​ of votin​g.​&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Two peopl​e,​ even two peopl​e with ident​ical polic​ies,​ will make compl​etely​ diffe​rent polit​ician​s.​&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Thing​s may not seem to chang​e when the right​ guy is in offic​e.​ That'​s good.​ Becau​se when the wrong​ guy is in offic​e,​ thing​s get a hell of a lot worse​.​&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. It's not just the Presi​dent and Vice-​Presi​dent you'​re votin​g for. You'​re votin​g for a staff​ of Cabin​et offic​ials they haven​'​t appoi​nted yet. And in the wrong​ hands​,​ the Cabin​et can turn into Super​-​Villa​in Team-​Up.​&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. If you don'​t vote for the peopl​e you agree​ with the most,​ than you'​re votin​g for the peopl​e you agree​ with the least​.​&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. It's bette​r to be the one perso​n in your state​ who votes​ again​st the major​ity than to just stay home becau​se your state​'​s a foreg​one concl​usion​.​ Bette​r for your soul.​&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, with that said:​ Why are you still​ sitti​ng there​?​ Go vote.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:197453</id>
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    <title>I'm in a bit of a slump right now.</title>
    <published>2008-10-18T08:27:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-18T08:27:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This has just sort of dawned on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of it's my financial/job situation; part of it's the frustrating ratio of progress to not-progress on comics projects (I realized tonight I've written *one* comics script in 2008); part of it's that we've had at least one houseguest for most of the last two and a half weeks, and it's totally distorted the dynamic of living in this house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of it's the weather.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of it's the dismal state of my lovelife in 2008, which is rapidly drawing to a close.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway.  Generalized miasma sort of thing.  And I'm having trouble pushing myself out of it.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:195120</id>
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    <title>So, this is me right now.</title>
    <published>2008-09-14T09:52:16Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-14T09:52:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I CAN HAS BEARD?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, yes.  I can has beard.  Photography by Zack!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v332/226/0/720395404/n720395404_4182083_7051.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:184902</id>
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    <title>Wil Wheaton should be my new best friend.</title>
    <published>2008-05-14T08:06:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-14T08:06:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">About Scarlet Johansson:  "In my dreams, I see the two of us alone in my golden submarine, while up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere."</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:183708</id>
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    <title>Things are so weird right now.</title>
    <published>2008-05-03T20:50:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-03T20:50:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">If I have a floor that belongs to me next month, then Whitney's going to be sleeping on it when she gets to town.  Huh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, Amanda still wants to talk to me about our relationship, and a girl I slept with last year who never wrote me back after I added her on MySpace, wrote me back and explained why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are examples of the weird that is my life right now.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:183412</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-05-03T08:19:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-03T08:19:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">'it's like a boner that fixes VCRs!'</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:180812</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-04-27T02:06:16Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-27T02:06:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I want to wait til it's over to sum it up, but dear god, it's been an AMAZING day.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:180411</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-04-25T06:22:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-25T06:22:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Everyone can just take a number. You can take your pound of flesh in the order you arrived.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:179665</id>
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    <title>Playing the typewriter</title>
    <published>2008-04-24T02:23:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-24T02:23:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am in a coffeeshop, and this band just started, and the drummer is playing a typewriter for percussion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the second time in a week I've seen someone play the typewriter at a show.  It's also the second time EVER that I've seen someone play the typewriter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How odd.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:179272</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-04-23T21:25:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-23T21:25:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am holding my comic in my hands. I am HOLDING MY COMIC IN MY HANDS. And it looks better than i could possibly have imagined.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:176941</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-04-05T05:16:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-05T05:16:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">There is a weekly hentai night at the porn theater on SW 3rd. Am already making plans for a large group excursion.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:173566</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-26T03:45:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-26T03:45:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Oakland. I don't want to jinx myself by saying the trip's actually been pretty easy, but...</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:173251</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-26T01:56:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-26T01:56:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Los angeles. One more stop, then home at last.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:172927</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-26T00:16:46Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-26T00:16:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Nevermind- they let me off to go grab food.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:172697</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-26T00:03:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-26T00:03:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">At the phoenix airport. Only six more hours of flying to go. And no more food.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:167226</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-16T08:30:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-16T08:30:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Bill Clinton will have his revenge.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:166490</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-13T02:10:39Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-13T02:10:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I think 'viva' actually translates as 'fuck'. As in 'fuck las vegas'.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chairlegtruth:166380</id>
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    <title>Posted using TxtLJ</title>
    <published>2008-03-12T23:33:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-12T23:33:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The las vegas airport. A woman looks at me with sullen, dead eyes when i walk too close to her slot machine. Living the cliche.</content>
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