The Chairleg of Truth

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:46:22 GMT

My article on how the changes at Diamond will effect the PDX comics industry: http://is.gd/hzYs

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:56:25 GMT

http://ping.fm/p/9RkRy - I say, "Give me a syringe with a stained-glass reservoir." And it
turns out cooler than I could possible imagine.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:57:49 GMT

http://ping.fm/p/wcGvl

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:53:18 GMT

Holy shit! Dark Horse Executive Editor Scott Allie mentioned me, Lukas and WITCH DOCTOR in a Comic Book Resources article!

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:07:32 GMT

Having fun playing with comics lettering in Illustrator!

Testing ping.fm

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:10:58 GMT

I'm playing around with ping.fm. It's an aggregator that purports to post to a bunch of your social networks/blogs/etc. at once. This post should show up on my Livejournal, MySpace, and hopefully my Facebook too...

Congratulations Rebel Alliance - you just blew up the Death Star!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:55:28 GMT

There's an impromptu block party here on Hawthorne, in front of the Bagdad Theatre. A couple hundred people playing drums and cowbells, screaming and cheering, dancing and cartwheeling across the crosswalk each time the light changes. Waving sparklers and setting off fireworks.

The same thing is happening in my head.

Congratu-fucking-lations! Halle-fucking-lujah! Cele-fucking-bration! Kum bay-fucking-yah!

Good job. High fives all around.

I'm glad it went down this way. I wasn't looking forward to us all having to commit seppuku to regain our soiled honor.

Why you should all go vote.

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:32:11 GMT

If the eight years of the Bush Mistake have done one positive thing, they've taught me some important lessons about American politics and the importance of voting.

1. Two people, even two people with identical policies, will make completely different politicians.

2. Things may not seem to change when the right guy is in office. That's good. Because when the wrong guy is in office, things get a hell of a lot worse.

3. It's not just the President and Vice-President you're voting for. You're voting for a staff of Cabinet officials they haven't appointed yet. And in the wrong hands, the Cabinet can turn into Super-Villain Team-Up.

4. If you don't vote for the people you agree with the most, than you're voting for the people you agree with the least.

5. It's better to be the one person in your state who votes against the majority than to just stay home because your state's a foregone conclusion. Better for your soul.

So, with that said: Why are you still sitting there? Go vote.

I'm in a bit of a slump right now.

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:27:43 GMT

This has just sort of dawned on me.

Part of it's my financial/job situation; part of it's the frustrating ratio of progress to not-progress on comics projects (I realized tonight I've written *one* comics script in 2008); part of it's that we've had at least one houseguest for most of the last two and a half weeks, and it's totally distorted the dynamic of living in this house.

Part of it's the weather.

Part of it's the dismal state of my lovelife in 2008, which is rapidly drawing to a close.

Anyway. Generalized miasma sort of thing. And I'm having trouble pushing myself out of it.

So, this is me right now.

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:52:16 GMT

I CAN HAS BEARD?

Apparently, yes. I can has beard. Photography by Zack!

Wil Wheaton should be my new best friend.

Wed, 14 May 2008 08:06:50 GMT

About Scarlet Johansson: "In my dreams, I see the two of us alone in my golden submarine, while up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere."

Things are so weird right now.

Sat, 03 May 2008 20:50:43 GMT

If I have a floor that belongs to me next month, then Whitney's going to be sleeping on it when she gets to town. Huh.

Meanwhile, Amanda still wants to talk to me about our relationship, and a girl I slept with last year who never wrote me back after I added her on MySpace, wrote me back and explained why.

These are examples of the weird that is my life right now.

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Sat, 03 May 2008 08:19:41 GMT

'it's like a boner that fixes VCRs!'

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Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:06:16 GMT

I want to wait til it's over to sum it up, but dear god, it's been an AMAZING day.

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:22:13 GMT

Everyone can just take a number. You can take your pound of flesh in the order you arrived.

Playing the typewriter

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:23:09 GMT

I am in a coffeeshop, and this band just started, and the drummer is playing a typewriter for percussion.

This is the second time in a week I've seen someone play the typewriter at a show. It's also the second time EVER that I've seen someone play the typewriter.

How odd.

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Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:25:27 GMT

I am holding my comic in my hands. I am HOLDING MY COMIC IN MY HANDS. And it looks better than i could possibly have imagined.

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Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:16:21 GMT

There is a weekly hentai night at the porn theater on SW 3rd. Am already making plans for a large group excursion.

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:45:43 GMT

Oakland. I don't want to jinx myself by saying the trip's actually been pretty easy, but...

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:56:10 GMT

Los angeles. One more stop, then home at last.

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:16:46 GMT

Nevermind- they let me off to go grab food.

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:03:50 GMT

At the phoenix airport. Only six more hours of flying to go. And no more food.

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Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:30:49 GMT

Bill Clinton will have his revenge.

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Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:10:39 GMT

I think 'viva' actually translates as 'fuck'. As in 'fuck las vegas'.

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Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:33:29 GMT

The las vegas airport. A woman looks at me with sullen, dead eyes when i walk too close to her slot machine. Living the cliche.